The Phillips Effect

When your wife hardcore pegs her husband for so long that he actually becomes the subservient bitch in the relationship.

Damn Chads been a real bitch lately, Hope he isn't diagnosed with The Phillips Effect. His wife has been in his ass a lot lately.

by onearmbandit#FSP October 22, 2019

R.Kelly Effect

To have the urge to pee on someone younger than you, mostly aimed towards the face and mouth area of the child.

A: God I really wanted to pee on Trish's face when we hung out at her house.
B: The freshman? I think you have the R.Kelly effect man.

by rkelly4life November 5, 2019

Emergency Date Effect

The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”

by IHateMyLife69420666 November 9, 2019

The Darnell Effect

The effect of making anything in any situation escalate extremely fast.

Yo that escalated so fast. Ya that's just the Darnell Effect

by Nijipy November 9, 2019

The Kalian Effect

When you look at someone who isn't looking at you, and you look away right as they look at you, and you have to do an awkward looking back to make eye contact so you don't look like a stalker.

Athaniel: Looking at AJ's body whilst he is not looking.
AJ turns to make eye contact while Athaniel is looking away, then turns again to look into the eyes of AJ.
AJ: You just did the Kalian Effect, but it's still creepy.

by UncleBenDiesLOL November 18, 2019

The Doppler effect

It's when a fast vehicule passes by and goes like 'nyoooooooooom'

Random guy at Nascar race - "Yo dude these cars go really fast!"
Car - "Nyyyyooooooooooomm..."
Random guy - "You hear that? That's the Doppler effect."

by YeetusUrbandicus November 25, 2019

The Grandfather Effect

An term made by me at 3 am looking at minutephysics video about the grandfather "paradox"

The Grandfather Paradox is when you go back in time and kill your grandfather but since your grandpa is dead, you cant go back in time since.. u know... you dont exist. But since you dont exist your grandpa exists which means YOU exist but then you go back in time and kill your grandpa, and it keeps going on forever.

But in minutephysics video he talks about how it´s NOT an paradox (cant have links sorry)

Me: Have you heard of The Grandfather Effect?

Friend: No. What´s that?

Me: The definition is: If an action makes that action impossible, that action is both possible, and impossible. - Me 2020, it is kinda like Schrödinger's cat.

Friend: Ok, i understand now.

by a depressed monkey January 10, 2020