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Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack
When Dane Cook wanted to play a prank, he would go to KFC and order a Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack, which is, of course, not on the menu.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.
WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!
WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!
WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.
Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack by ThisIsKatherine June 1, 2007
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playing chicken
placing hand on partner and inch by inch get closer to their private area every time they ask "are you chicken?" and if the person says "no" then they shall continue inch by inch
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fried chicken
Fattening and delicious; goes well with BBQ sauce, ketchup, and macaroni and cheese.
(Oh, the losers who wrote the first and third definitions like to =====D O:, :P(_*_), and :O (_*_)each other!!)
(Oh, the losers who wrote the first and third definitions like to =====D O:, :P(_*_), and :O (_*_)each other!!)
fried chicken by Shawn B. June 2, 2003
Perdue Chicken
A white girl that wants to be down with the “blacks”. She will make immense efforts to imitate black culture: clothing, hair, colloquialisms, slang and mannerisms. There subject of research for their obsession is black women. They will even go out of their way to date black men. The obsession is so intense that they maybe a part the black-breeder movement.
1. Did this Perdue chicken use the N word, has Bantu knots and wearing grills?
2. I know this Perdue chicken didn’t get melanin shoots! She wants to Ben black so bad.
2. I know this Perdue chicken didn’t get melanin shoots! She wants to Ben black so bad.
Perdue Chicken by Afedupblackgirl August 22, 2019