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get up off my nuts

When someone is all up in your shit and askin to many questions, so you tell them to get up off my nuts.
Darrel "man, man, when we gonna hang out, when you gonna pay me money, when you gonne give me my coke???!?!?!"

Juan "Get up off my nuts"
by Cerpin Taxt May 28, 2004
mugGet the get up off my nutsmug.

Taste Like Honey Nut Cheerios

A fine light-skinned beauty. She looks so good you can already taste her goodies. You can already tell that if you obtain the opportunity to have sexual relations with this girl she will taste exactly like Honey Nut Cheerios.
1Person: Man I'm not lying she taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
2Person: Damn.... She's that fine? Show me a pic.
1Person: Just look.
2Person: Hell muthafuckin yeah!!! She definitely taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
1Person: I only get with bad bitches. I told you!!!!!!!
by Itsreallyhowitisthough January 10, 2013
mugGet the Taste Like Honey Nut Cheeriosmug.

so what got my nut

A fantastic approach to take towards life, one that allows you the freedom to do what you'd like without having to worry about what other people think or feel about your choice of action
Jenny told my I had the smallest dick out of any guy she'd ever been with. The thing is, I jizzed on her face last night and could care less. So what got my nut!
by RichardBSwelling August 5, 2017
mugGet the so what got my nutmug.

banana splits off the nuts crunchin

A phrase used to describe something truly amazing. It is also used to denote a good time had.
Mark: Holy shit, did you go the tool concert last night??
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'

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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!
by mochiko September 14, 2008
mugGet the banana splits off the nuts crunchinmug.

sum bitch pile monkey nuts

This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.
"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"

"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"

-or-

"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"

"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008
mugGet the sum bitch pile monkey nutsmug.
P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"
by lizardkid September 11, 2018
mugGet the Nut up at the night of my lifemug.

Dragon deez nuts in your mouth

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO DERE
DRAGON
DRAGON WHO
Dragon deez nuts in your mouth!!!!!
by sigmasigmasigma3000 February 23, 2022
mugGet the Dragon deez nuts in your mouthmug.

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