Shit Banger

A shit banger is when you take a shit and it blows of your butt with a big 'bang'.

Be careful Timmy, you might get a shit banger

by Bridke September 1, 2016

scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.

"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."

by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013

shit swip

The act of accidently or inadvertantly shitting on your finger unknowingly and subsequently smearing the residue across your trousers.

Tim: what's that smell
Jim: sorry, I had to shit swip, the water was broken and it had run out of toilet roll.

by DAISYDAISYiPlay March 23, 2011

Lucky Shit

Luck in literal shit...

It is a common Russian superstition that bird feces are good luck

Thanks Dwyane Wade, the 13 time NBA allstar that believes this too

I just lost my faith in humanity

One of the weirdest superstitions is lucky shit.

by peoplearecrazy April 16, 2022

Encore shit

When a person takes a shit, assumes they are finished, washes up and then realizes there is more shit coming.

I thought I was don't with my massive deuce, but had to sit back down for an encore shit.

by bokonon82 March 7, 2018

Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 6, 2017

foam shit

When you drink excessive amounts of beer and the next time you use the restroom, your fecal matter has a foamyfrothy texture to it.

Dick Navy drank an 18 pack on his own last night. He’s gonna take a serious foam shit...

#TheGoldTeam

by Miggy the Machete November 2, 2017