Ram Ranch Appreciation Day

Ram Ranch Appreciation Day is exactly what it sound like, to praise the day Ram Ranch was released, just don't have too much fun with those 18 naked cowboys. Ram Ranch Appreciation Day is April 22nd.

Guy 1: Hey you know what today is?
Guy 2: Uhh, Tuesday.
Guy 1: No, it's Ram Ranch Appreciation Day !

by Finisher1216 May 3, 2019

Double dog damned

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both

Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic October 9, 2019

Slap Griffin Day

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29th. It is a day where everyone has free will to beat the shit out of anyone named Griffin.

"did you hear it's Slap Griffin Day?"
" That means we can slap anyone named Griffin"

by xX_MICK_E_ MOUsE_Xx October 21, 2019

Cofy Sushi Day

Cofy Sushi Day is a festivity that celebrates the birth of the idea that Cosmo had on Wednesday, March 22. This day also commemorates the birth of Cofy Sushi. On this day, people below 160cm are allowed to beat the fuck out of tall people. You can only eat sushi and spicy cheesy ramen. Celebrities like Clairo and Cavetown love this day.

X: Hey, wanna go to McDonald's?
Y: No dude, today's Cofy Sushi Day. Let's go eat sushi and smack some folks.

by cofysushi January 8, 2020

National Maddy day

National Maddy day is June 10th, on this day, we celebrate all Maddys around the world, they are allowed the queen treatment and should be bowed upon.

Guys did you hear, it’s National Maddy day!

by skippy11 June 10, 2020

National Shoebill Day

April 18th is national shoebill day, a day to appreciate some not well known animals.

The national shoebill date is a play on the year they were found, 1840.

I don't even know how this would be used in a sentence...

"Happy national shoebill day..?"

by kirakirastar October 12, 2020

Love Your Branch Day

The day after valentines day when your branch is feeling down because he is single and did not have anyone to celebrate valentines day with.
February 15th

P1 "Hey branch, how was your valentines day?"
P2 "I'm single so I only celebrate Love your Branch Day"
P1 "I love you Branch"
P2 "I love you too"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021