B Minus

The opposite of a friendship with benefits (F+), as you only have the relationship without sex.

Look at this dude, he is in a B Minus!

by Streetphilosopher January 27, 2019

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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

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Pre-B Day

The last day you spend with a significant other, romantically, before breaking up.

(Could also be worded as "The Last Day")

Can we have a Pre-B Day?

by Princess_Halle August 16, 2014

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swap the b

A term used in recreational weed smoking circles when someone's been hogging the blunt.

"I don't wanna invite Jake, he's always scavenging and never swapping the b."
"Damn bro, I haven't hit it in 5 minutes. Swap the b!"
"You trying to chill tonight and swap the b?"

by atyourservicetom September 18, 2021

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