Zach

"well u can have just my tip and then if u want i could slam u or if u just wanted the tip I'll just give u the tip"

zach is a freak

by bigdickmeegz December 17, 2024

Zach

dumbass
Really terrible DM

LOVEs children
He needs to grow a pair.
Will always be friendzoned. Has NO luck with women.
Small penis

P1: you remind me of Zach
P2: kills themselves

by No1ZachHater March 10, 2025

Zach

Sexy, handsome, charismatic, charming, actor, millionaire, humble, jacked, shredded, hung like a horse, genius, just superior to all of humanity in like every way possible.

Oh yeah that Zach guy is an absolute fucking stud

by toasty mmmm April 6, 2025

Zach

Something Funny.

This Meme is so Zach.

by GreenNix April 22, 2025

Zach

A "Zach" is something funny.

my class called me zach after i put chlamydia blood stained glass in my teachers socks.

by gugir April 24, 2025

Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.

Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Zach

Zack is someone who sits in his room puffing on a Geekbar, and playing Fortnite practically all day.

Stranger1: Hey i met a guy the other day
Stanger2: how was he?
Stanger1: he was a nigger
Stanger2: so like zach?
Stanger1: yea…(sigh)

by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025