Youtube Tag

Usually commences with Person A saying "Gee, Person B, you should really check out this Youtube video, it's so 'adjective'" Person B watches, then responds with another video for person A to watch, and this is continued indefinitely.
We went to Clay's house to watch the game, but Joel would not shut up about "Charlie The Unicorn". We watched it, then played Youtube tag until our brains melted.
by testing12three August 17, 2010
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YouTube surfing

When you start off watching "Ninjas" and keep watching the videos that are shown at the end of the video until you end up on "Backyard wrestling".
Greg: Man, I watched some pretty messed up backyard wrestling on youtube. Is that stuff even real?

Susan: Why were you watching backyard wrestling?

Greg: I was YouTube surfing!
by PixelzlexiP June 21, 2009
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youtube commenter

Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.
Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?
by thepragmatist July 08, 2015
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YouTube Kids

An app for streaming endless dubious content to one's children on old cell phones no longer needed by their parents. While YouTube originally featured uploaded premium content for young audiences under 10 minutes in length - mostly famous cartoon shorts by Disney Pixar, Warner Bros., MGM, and other retro classics in their original format - the studios have since grown wise to their content being put out there and monetized by YouTubers rather than by themselves. In order to remedy this, YouTubers now have to make sure that premium content now has to be distorted in some way to be permitted on YouTube Kids be it presented in extreme close-up, as a clip with alternate intro/ending, inverted, or relegated to a small corner of the screen with stupid background graphics filling the other 3/4th of the video presentation.

Since familiar premium content has now by and large been removed from YouTube and YouTube Kids, it has become a repository of Eastern European CGI webjunk masquerading as popular kids cartoons containing psychotic or drug elements to terrify toddlers and people recording themselves spending 10 hours opening Pokemon Card packs.

Users intent on obtaining free premium content on the web have been compelled to turn to ever-dwindling warez sites instead to get retail DVD images of classic and latest releases thus circumventing YouTube Kids altogether.
No, Billy; I don't want you watching YouTube Kids. Last time I heard "Johnny, Johnny, Yes Papa", and "Wheels on the Bus" a dozen times with synthesizer soundtracks and graphics that will melt your brain.

Have you heard about the NY Times, Nov 4, 2017, article about the psycho Paw Patrol cartoon, “PAW PatrolBabies Pretend to Die Suicide by Annabelle Hypnotized", where some of the characters died crashing into a telephone pole and others walked off the roof after being hypnotized by a demon-possessed doll? You don't want your kids watching that! - Here, if you have a thumb drive, I'l put some Pixar shorts for them instead.

Jimmy, are you watching YouTube kids again? Give me the old phone so I can password-lock it! What the heck is this? Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse doing LSD? Turn it off!
by mta3000 November 21, 2017
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YouTube comments

The deepest, darkest layer of hell imaginable. Full of the following spawns of Satan:
1: Spam bots
2: People with 8 subscribers who plug their own channels and try to get idiots to subscribe to them
3: Horrendous grammar
4: Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad "trends" and "jokes", typically typed as one of the following:
a) L
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Like
Like t
Like th
Like thi
Like this
Like thi
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b) in bold, and like T H I S .
The Youtube comments section is where my soul, faith in humanity and happiness went to die.
by _Andromeda October 29, 2018
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youtube trolls

Hateful, racist, sexist, immature, misspelled, questionable, comments made by internet trolls mainly consisting of an age group of 7-13, written on a site known as youtube. In short, its were immature coward kids go to gain confidence by writing hateful messages they'll never have the guts to say in their lifetime.
Youtube trolls
trollkiddd88: bieber is such a fag...SHE should really go hide in a cave or sumthin cuz no on like her!!!

beibercrazebitch: @trollkidd88 shet teh fuck up!!! BIEBER all the way...<<<<3 u r jes a jelus imatur cunt...hu haz no life ..ur jes madd cuz beiber rules nd u suck!!!

jesse99: FAKE AND GAY!!
by droll face February 24, 2011
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Youtube ADD

The inability to sit on one video on Youtube and watch the whole thing through without feeling and impulse to browse through and click on one of the related videos.
Arjun: Oh man check out this video out!
Me: OK let's see it.
Arjun: (30 sec into video) Hey look! There's another video of the same guy!
Me: ...dude you have a serious case of Youtube ADD
by Homer1 September 09, 2008
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