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youtube atheist 

Noun-

A pseudo-intellectual possessing a superinflated ego that espouses a belief or position as objectively and universally true though emphatic assertion of presuppositions, logical fallacies, infantile humor, threats, or insults; convinced that simply holding said belief or position automatically makes them intellectually, morally, or socially superior; constantly subject to self-contradiction, logical inconsistency, and willful ignorance of conflicting evidences and arguments.
At first I thought his position on abortion was interesting, but when I tried asking about specific situations where he might be wrong, he went all youtube atheist on me.

She's got a lot of passion about this, but she's such a youtube atheist she can't argue herself out of a wet paper bag.

Don't waste your time trying to convince him that all the pasta he's eating is making his diabetes worse, he's thinks it's healthy and he's being a total youtube atheist about it.
youtube atheist by Pleb Blabflap October 8, 2014
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The greatest video sharing website on the planet since television. Until it got taken over by Google... now it continues to delete every video because of 'Violation Laws/Rights' or whatever bullshit like that. Now all they will have is videos of stupid 16 year olds doing stupid stuff while driving in their stupid 'new' cars.
Youtube sold out. Google is gay.
Youtube by A Halo With Horns March 6, 2007

DJ Youtube 

A person who doesn't buy CDs or DL music but they only play songs off of youtube.com. They have a seemingly infinite amount of songs available, ranging from everyones favorite Mambo #5, to The Serpintine Offering (Dimmu Borgir)
"Hey DJ youtube, Spin that shit. I wanna hear Beat It, by Pierce the Veil"
DJ Youtube by StreetBikeTakeover August 22, 2009

youtubeable 

(Yoo-toob-ahh-bull) adj 1. When your video is uploadable to youtube. Videos that are too big or too long are not youtubeable. The maximum size for a video is 100 megabytes and 10 minutes.
Angela: I have been recording for 15 minutes now!
Tina: Stop recording so long or the video won't be youtubeable!!!
youtubeable by Tina Bobina December 10, 2008
A place for Asians to showcase their talents.
I was on Youtube one day and after five minutes, i felt inferior because of all the crazy asian breakdancers, DDR players, piano players, and martial artists.
Youtube by bboy darkness August 25, 2008

Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber) 

a stupid little silly minecraft youtuber who makes a bunch of youtube shorts of her just reading comments and yelling and somehow became popular off of that, she also streams on twitch where she made a joke about the moon guy from fnaf being a pedophile and apologized for it on twitter where she just said waaah sorry to the only 3 people mad.
person 1: "i stan Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber)"
person 2: "never talk to me again get out no one loves you, you're fatherless, go away, i hate you"

YouTube Partner

A program offered by YouTube which has many perks, such as your video being promoted by YouTube themselves, the ability to make a banner for your channel and customize it more than a non-partner's channel, and more recognition by the YouTube community as a whole. You also get paid by YouTube to sell out by advertising products in your videos.
Person A: "Dude, Smosh used to be awesome, but now they're just sellouts."

Person B: "What do you expect? They're YouTube Partners, they get paid by YouTube to advertise products in their videos."
YouTube Partner by Zapdos90210 November 29, 2010