middle up your ass

To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.

I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.

by Ranshiin X April 27, 2014

Let A Monster Out Of Your Ass

The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.

Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"

by Filip H. Tabel October 4, 2023

Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.

Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023

Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

swallow your ass

Pick up line

"Bitch, I really want to swallow your ass"

by Real bitches March 19, 2017

Block your ass

adding a foreign object up the anus and into the rectum in order to clog

Moon is going to block your ass if you're not careful!

by Master the Ass 4000 September 27, 2022

Walking on your ass cheeks

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch

This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks”

by richgang7081 September 10, 2023