Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

yogavarshini

She's an absolute bossy girl but in the good way definitely.... She understands people's feelings and respect's them equally! Honestly she's a great soul...and what else I can say she's just yogavarshini !😘

"I really need help !!!".....Ohh wait you can ALWAYS count on yogavarshini!

by Ur fav girl May 12, 2023

yogavarshini

She's an absolute bossy girl but in the good way definitely... She's a great soul to be honest! She's always there to hear your thoughts and opinions... She loves kids soooo much and her love for anyone can't be expressed through just words... Honestly that's how yogavarshini is!!!!

"I'm sooo stressed out"... Ohh please just talk to yogavarshini she will help you out for sure!!!

by Ur fav girl May 12, 2023

Yoga

The hottest type of teacher on the planet. It’s Not her face your ever looking at though… it’s always her legs, like how the fuck do you do that.

I was doing yoga all night with my yoga teacher all night! She was downward dog, and I was upward me!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Yogart

Involuntary release of gas while engaging in a difficult yoga pose

Leslie was mortified when the scent of her yogart wafted around the entire class

by Sagedegas August 12, 2023

yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

Yoram Shimon

small town big mayor

yoram shimon, hechanti lecha kneidalach

that dude is a true yoram shimon

damn i love that yoram shimon

by Yoram Shimon August 30, 2023