Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.
"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
by Jelsho December 20, 2017
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Snatch wizard

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.
by Mean streets Malone February 19, 2019
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Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty
Here babe want to dress up and do the dirty wizard tonight
by Pet5822 October 26, 2020
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Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.
I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.
by The Ghost66 January 24, 2021
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reddit wizard

Someone who uses Reddit and believes to be a Reddit know-it-all.
Roland was surprised to find the subreddit “fightporn” as he was a self proclaimed Reddit Wizard
by I o KAKU o I June 11, 2019
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Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.
Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
by Bladertariat May 01, 2022
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