Whatevs

What you say when you gave the best effort to resolve the emotional conflict, but didn't because you are stressed or just human.

Daisy: Do you care about my necklace?

Jack: I didn't know you had it.

Daisy: Okay.

Jack: Whatevs.

by Ereck Flowers April 22, 2015

whatev

a short version of the word 'whatever'

"what do you want to eat? popcorn or cotton candy"?
"whatev, doesn't matter"

by lyzzieloo January 02, 2008

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 23, 2023

Whatever seasons your pickle

Same thing as whatever floats your boat

Someone would say some thing, and then you would say whatever seasons your pickle

by Heluvsko December 20, 2022

rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.

"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))

by Saetern May 23, 2018

Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

ah whatever

something k.shaa says to kofi

Kofi says: I love you
K.shaa says : ah whatever

by Jastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 18, 2008