covert wank: having a wank without getting caught either:
1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you're sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn't be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you'll get an earfull.
if the person you are trying to hide your wank from becomes suspicious, the spunk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you'll be in trouble.
1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you're sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn't be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you'll get an earfull.
if the person you are trying to hide your wank from becomes suspicious, the spunk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you'll be in trouble.
Examples of Covert Wanks:
1. 'do you want carrots or not?'
'no thanks' (knowing the wank was undetected)
2. 'have you called mr. evans yet?'
'nope' (knowing the wank was undetected)
3. 'what's that magazine?'
'men's health' (knowing it was penthouse magazine)
1. 'do you want carrots or not?'
'no thanks' (knowing the wank was undetected)
2. 'have you called mr. evans yet?'
'nope' (knowing the wank was undetected)
3. 'what's that magazine?'
'men's health' (knowing it was penthouse magazine)
by **tom1234** May 26, 2007
Get the covert wankmug. by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007
Get the Wank-it Blanketmug. The act of wanking (jerking off) using both your feet, which gives you the appearance of sitting in the same position as Gandhi might have.
by SpunkFoam May 22, 2009
Get the Gandhi Wankmug. The act of manually finishing yourself off following a failed deep throat and subsequent showering of your genitals in vomit.
"Man, Susie tried to deep throat me last night and ending up puking all over my cock, She ran out of the room crying, but I still needed to finish, goddamn vomit wank!"
by VomitWanker May 3, 2010
Get the Vomit Wankmug. To masturbate with ones left hand whilst repeatedly punching oneself in the face with ones right hand. Thus giving the impression of another person wanking thou, whilst beating the shit out thou.
Boy in school with 2 black eyes and spunksoaked trousers is asked by the teacher: " were you away rapewanking (rape wank) yourself in the toilets again you dirty little shite?"
by Spunksoakedtrousers July 19, 2010
Get the rape wankmug. I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
Get the danger wankmug. When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
Get the Celebratory Wankmug.