Wake And Cake

Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. 8 dyas a week. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake. El Don "Right right," said Dizzle.

by ShimDawg April 14, 2014

The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 8, 2017

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by WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE March 15, 2023

Wake up your idea

A slang from Singapore which means to stay focus/think straight

Commonly used by army commanders in the SAF

Sergeant: Eh recruit you better wake up your idea
Recruit: Yes sergeant...

by judaswept April 7, 2025

Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex

My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.

by SacPhil September 30, 2025

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