Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot

Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”

by Turtle-C October 18, 2019

vaginal disorder

it can mean anything from nasty bitch to SLAYYYY

how do i look??

you look like a vaginal disorder

by yassification girlboss May 6, 2022

Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES

Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!

by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019

vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.

“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.

by Evil95GT January 6, 2019

Vaginal genius

Someone who is exceptionally gifted in the art of cunnalingus. They know the secrets on the female genitalia

Kenisha to partner after org asking for the third time "oh my god Dan you're a vaginal genius!"

by Tall dark and handsome August 3, 2015

Vaginal institution

Is a place of education where you study about the ins and outs of vaginas. Flappy vaginas, trimmed vaginas, hairy vaginas, tight vaginas, loose vaginas, smelly vaginas, infected vaginas ... whatever kind of vagina! You name it

Pervert: yo man what you going to study after you finish high school?
Future vagina doctor: I’m going to study about vaginas at vaginal institution, how about you?
Pervert: I was thinking law, but now I change my mind

by Learn about periods too February 4, 2021

Vaginal Mesh

An all-female punk band from the 80s, whose lead singer died during a a mosh pit accident.

Saw the Vaginal Mesh and witnessed the lead singer do a 10 foot face plant.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016