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vacation dick

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!
by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis
"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"
by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016
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quiet vacationing

Taking off work to vacation knowing you have used up all of your PTO time. Essentially calling out at the last minute
"Where's Sharkeisha she did she say she doesn't have vacation time."
"I don't know probably had or doctor's appointment or quiet vacationing lol"
by CuteDaisies June 8, 2024
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger
Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.
by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!
by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016
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vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).
Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!
by Santana0520 June 12, 2016
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