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South African bloody twister

The South African Bloody Twister is a sexual position where the male get two leeches and attaches a leech on each nipple of the man/women once attached the man will perform intercouse in missionary position while having a hand on the leeches.
Brad performed the South African Bloody Twister on his significant other.
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Mário nipple twister

The act of twisting your significant other's nipple or breast while screaming the name of your 12th grade math teacher.
Example of how you would do the Mário nipple twister.
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."

Tanzania Titty Twister 

When a women is giving bodacious top and the man reaches his slimey greased up toes up to her nipples. Squeezing and twisting vigorously until he finally unloads all over them.
"I really thought this girl was the one. But than she broke up with me after I pulled the ol' tanzania titty twister"

albanian titty twister 

the action of cutting off ones breast with a condom with frozen cum
justin:yo Justin, you hear larry got the albanian titty twister gabe: thats gross

Southern Turbotville Tongue Twister

A southern turbotville tongue twister is when you spread someones ass cheeks, shove your tongue inside of the asshole, and try to say tongue twisters.
"I gave that girl a Southern Turbotville Tongue Twister and she had to crawl back into bed"

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister 

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

Twitter user 

Person that is using the internet wrong and talks to people that aren’t real
911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.