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Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop
Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.
by stink bug September 27, 2012
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fart turd

by Erscpu September 15, 2016
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turd vulture

when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion
guy 1: dude ur toilets busted

guy2: what do u mean?

guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...

guy2: wow...
by Infamous_amos500 June 16, 2011
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Doom turd

When you drop unnecessary, unfounded, negative ideas or concerns in a conversation ... and then fail to provide any evidence or specificity to explain your negativity.
Why doesn't Bob KNOW FOR A MATTER OF FACT if we are compliant ... and if not tell us WHERE we are failing ... instead of just coiling doom turds in the middle of the floor!!
by itcheh November 12, 2021
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Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.
After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.
by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007
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Turd Stuffer

Another name for a ‘flamer’. A guy that wont shut up already about the fact that he's a homosexual and he wants the world to know it...but everybody knows and they are tired of hearing it. Also, a flamer bent on converting a straight guy into a flamer.
You'll stay away from that Turd Stuffer if you know whats good for you. He swears up and down your a flamer too and he's bent on hookin up with you.
by hemingwaysbackporch April 28, 2011
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Social Turd

A Social Turd is a term which can be used for two main reasons:

1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.

2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.
Use your imagination for the following:
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.

This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!

2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.

3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.
by Uncle Geoffrey January 16, 2020
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