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Trump

To significantly underperform in comparison to past performances.

Often revealing that past successes were chance flukes.
After losing badly in his second game of chess it became apparent he had no idea what he was doing.

"Oh man you really trumped that!"
by GIngerBreadMan November 9, 2020
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An orange ballsack that ran for president and won. I'm serious.
"Did you hear? Trump's trying to take away our rights!"
"Is that supposed to be surprising?"
by Laminar_Flow November 10, 2020
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Trump

An orifice on a body from which feces is discharges. Simile(s): Asshole, butthole, bung-hole, ass-mouth.
You would have to be a total Trump tard to claim you won the US Presidential Election.
by Professor Dantanna November 10, 2020
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Uttering an easily refutable falsehood for personal gain.
Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."

A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
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Uttering an easily refutable falsehood for personal gain or to avoid embarrassment.

Shameless but persistent lying was popularized in the United States in the early-mid 21st century to supplant the role of science and logic in decision making. By eliminating the need to think, political leaders were reduced to playing fictional characters in a skit. Unfortunately, the entertainment value of these performers was overshadowed by the abhorrent policies designed to placate a small minority of uneducated US citizens who loved cable television while the majority of Americans were left wondering what the fuck happened to their once great nation.
After watching the nanny cam footage of her shitting in the kitchen sink, Shannon tried to Trump the other party goers by blaming it on Josh, the new guy. But video doesn't lie.
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
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An exceptionally small and arid vagina.
Bro, once I slipped it in it felt like she had a garrote around my junk--so tight it cut off all of the blood flow and it took all my strength to pull back out. Her puss looked friendly but it was a total Trump
by TheMadLIB November 10, 2020
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To behave in a stupid and embarrassing manor while engaging in a serious or dangerous activity.
Man it was so trump when you came to the business meeting without clothes on this morning.

When you lost the election and kept bringing baseless lawsuits to delay the inevitable you were really being a trump about it.

That guy was such a trump when he decided to squatter in the White House and didn’t think anyone would kick him out.
by Maverick the Debut November 10, 2020
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