Trigger Finger

When you finger a girl and then make yourself throw up with the same fingers

Bro, didn’t you just finger a girl with that hand? Ah shit dude you just hit the trigger finger !

by Smitty420blazeit January 30, 2021

pulling the trigger too often

scheduling golf outings with your cronies without permission and/or verification

he's in trouble this week from pulling the trigger too often when we played last weekend.

by veejayjay November 7, 2012

Trigger Happy

The feeling you get when shitposting and you Trigger someone into a fit of rage, causing them to write a wall-o-text explaining how you're wrong, but in so doing, they take a reasonable position, provide rationale, and support your intended outcome without you yourself needing to lift a finger.

I got so trigger happy when I dunked this dank meme on that reddit post.

by ChancellorPalpameme October 23, 2019

Triggered

Lukas

Lukas is a triggered flip flop

by Bella_Rose783 December 18, 2019

Trigger diarhea

A situation where you have to poop solo bad that it is going to be triggered by anything. It could be triggered by laughing, bending over, sitting down, walking or talking.

Babe you better drive home fast because I have trigger diahrea and it's going to come out fast.

Aka T D when you have to shit soo bad that saying trigger diarhea could set it off.

I had to clench my ass cheeks so hard and slowly walk to the bathroom because I was about to have trigger diahrea.

by Rideordie72 October 5, 2017

Trigger whoring

To tape down the left trigger on a PS4 (or Xbox) controller, so that one may be able to aim down sight without utilizing one’s left hand. Therefore, said hand is open and able to transport donuts from their resting place the player’s double chin, into the player’s salivating slit. (Commonly used in Call of Duty)

This fat ass trigger whoring pussy bitch better at least share his donuts when this match is over.

by Urmomspseudonym February 4, 2018

TRIGGERED!!!

TRIGGEEEEERED! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! TRIGGERED!

Hym "TRIGGERED!!! TRIGGERED TO THE MAX! See, he tries to act secure about it (because being insecure is not allowed) but LOOK AT HIM! LOOKATHIM!!! HAHAHA! Fucking idiot. He thinks he's the solution to my think but as the red pill guys always say 'You are the culmination of the 5 people you keep around you' And 5 retards do add up to 1 of me! Ha! Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023