by hossanxmmxv July 9, 2020
Get the Heart Touch mug.A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things
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by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD May 9, 2018
Get the gateway touch mug.When a gentleman or gentlelady, gently touches his/her teeth on to their corresponding subject, gently.
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Get the Face touch mug.Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.
"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)
by SgtZim February 13, 2015
Get the The Lucas Touch mug.1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
Get the bad touch mug.A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
by Justin1552 October 13, 2008
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