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Heart Touch

Something that touches your heart so much that your mind says heart touch.
*someone posted a picture, art, music or something creative*
this is so heart touch/ heart touch
by hossanxmmxv July 9, 2020
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gateway touch

A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things

See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL
Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.
by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD May 9, 2018
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touching teeth

When a gentleman or gentlelady, gently touches his/her teeth on to their corresponding subject, gently.
I wasn't going to bite you, I was just 'touching teeth'.
by MeatenTuvej December 5, 2017
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Face touch

When you need to touch faces in pictures to prove your love for one another.
"He totally doesn't love her. Have you seen the pictures they post? They don't even face touch."
by LKV824 August 10, 2016
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The Lucas Touch

Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.
"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)
by SgtZim February 13, 2015
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bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
by Justin1552 October 13, 2008
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