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Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.
Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"
by deshwahshier November 30, 2021
mugGet the Tootingmug.

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.
You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”
by Jaybonny April 26, 2024
mugGet the toot your goutmug.

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.
Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!
by scholarly fella June 29, 2023
mugGet the Toot of craktermug.

toots magoots

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."
by tafunn August 6, 2021
mugGet the toots magootsmug.

Toot

We’re going to the store.
Toot!
by TootAnthony Steem January 30, 2020
mugGet the Tootmug.

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