Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024

Toot

A SECY EPIC SEXY SEXY SEXY EPIC SEXY WOMAN

toot

by IcyDaily March 31, 2021

Toot

Jack up to a truck

big wheels

I am going to toot my truck

by Nookie # 19 November 12, 2020

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020