butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

mule butter

has spreadabilty, but stubborn,

The fukin mule butter is runny and will not leave.

by stunx September 27, 2008

Gamer Butter

The gross residue in-between your keyboard and mouse from intensely sweaty gaming.

Gamer: Ew, my desktop is covered in gamer butter. There's so much of it you could spread it on toast.

by monomutt May 13, 2018

Butter Moment

When someone does something overly horny and lies about being not horny afterwards

Person 1:hey bb can I see those bobs and vegana
Person 2:lol no I have a bf why are you so horny
Person 1:I'm not horny what are you talking about
Person 2:wow that was such a butter moment

by Cocksledder Supreme November 10, 2020

Turtle butter

When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs

After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.

by Washnwink June 6, 2016

butters moment

when something very stupid (like butter) happens that makes you think, "how can a real person be this retarded"? one who commits a "butters moment" usually has a feeling equivalent to going on a trip far away from home, and once you get there you realize you forgot something very important.

"that guy is acting like a sped kid"
"that's a butters moment right there"

by notseasons May 27, 2021

Bison Butter

Female Smegma.

I was about to go down on this lady, right, but she hadn't washed herself in a couple of days and she had bison butter all over her junk.

by Stoopid Fuckin' Dracula May 10, 2009