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Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight
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mouthful of toothpaste

''Johhny had a mouthful of toothpaste last night''
by mossballjar October 3, 2022
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Miami Mouthful

Having a girl put both of your testicles in her mouth at the same time.
This girl was shit at sucking dick... But when she got a Miami Mouthful,.. that shit was on!
by BWD April 23, 2013
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kitten mouth

when your too tired to brush your teeth before you go to sleep and you have been mouth breathing all night. In tha morning your mouth is dry, scratchie and tasete like kitten.
yawn" ewww. kitten mouth:p
by SeraBerghorn September 20, 2010
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mexican mouthful

When a man of Mexican ethnicity shoves his whole dick into your mouth and cums
I got a Mexican mouthful at the airport yesterday.
by thirsty ass turtle April 29, 2015
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Mummy Mouth

When the verticle lines on a ladies lips resemble that of a mummy. Often happening prematurely and with smokers.
She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.
by scottyo October 26, 2012
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Hairy mouth

The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.
Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.
by Pmdono August 12, 2016
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