thong

the hottest thing a girl can wear gives the most exposure and the most horniness to a straight man hottest thing a girl can wear no exceptions

i hope to see my girlfriend in a thong when she leans over

by fatpenguinzrtakingover December 28, 2005

thong

thongs are boner machines

the thong gave all the horny men boners

by mAGIK bUS April 10, 2005

Throne Sausage

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

by assmonkey November 2, 2003

Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.

Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”

by kraftgirl September 30, 2009

Thong

Something stuck up your ass that seems to attract men. Often seen on hott women.

"Damnnn...shes lookin fine in that thong"

by Sarah Osgood October 20, 2003

Thong Tan

A tan that you get on your foot that resembles a thong.

You get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. After you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.

*After going to the beach

Lizzy: Awww man, I just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!

Mickey: Lucky for me I wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. Looks like a sexy tan, you got there.

by nosePIQ'r October 13, 2010

throne games

When you and your friends have a contest to see who can out poop each other in a day. Also called thrones with friends.

Dan loves to play the throne games with his friends

by Boris and natasha September 14, 2015