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Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.
"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"
by Brad McBro June 17, 2016
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loser space

That section of the space-time continuum occupied by people outside the IT department.
"I'm just going out into loser space. Someone's forgotten which Post-It note they wrote their password on."
by entrails May 25, 2008
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Space hogging

Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.
I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!
by Deep_thought January 10, 2016
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Wire Space

The small area behind (or under (and sometimes next to)) some type of electronic device in which the wires required for its operation are clumped up together in this incongruous mass.
"Hey do you know where I can plug my charger?"

"Check the wire space."

"... Actually, never mind."
by Thecompetentone May 14, 2019
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Space Poppers

A Pacific Northwestern take on an Italian delicacy made of peas and butter, microwaved.
Gather round the table fam, I got us a party pack of Space Poppers
by natchesmurphy October 21, 2016
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Crank Space

A part of your living quarters or comfortable spot where you like to masturbate.
Mike: "Over here is the kitchen, there's the bathroom, and on that bean bag in the corner is my crank space."

Mark: "Righteous!"
by mickenzie92 February 6, 2010
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space trucking

Getting drunk, high, or otherwise inebriated. Most preferably on 40s or other cheap recreational drugs.
by Space Trucker June 21, 2010
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