Pervert Theory

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.

i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.

by wisconsinlover6974 May 8, 2023

the worm theory

the theory of all political parties opinion of worms

The the worm theory believing woman ran away because her husband shamed her for eating worms for being a republican, although he was a democrat and thought they where scary.

by wormilist November 2, 2022

bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself

“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”

by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023

The Rohan Theory

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.

Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.

by swag be my balls January 2, 2023

Domination Theory

The theory stating that new versions of things are more dominant than things of the past.

Have you heard of the Domination Theory

by FrigOffCyrus November 23, 2018

jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017

Mango Theory

The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.

"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."

by PegasusMonkey April 11, 2022