Watchtower zombie

A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.

Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.

by GothicReaper August 27, 2013

zombie on crack

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!

zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023

Timmy Zombie

Term used by older gamers to describe immature or younger gamers who will be caught going Away From Keyboard (AFK) or Away From Controller (AFC) to try and farm credits in online multiplayer video games. The name Timmy is a reference to the South Park character of the same name. Zombie comes from the fact that the character will literally stand there like a zombie for much if not all of the entire game, then move on to haunt another multiplayer match set up automatically by the game.

I was playing Halo Reach last night and came across two Timmy Zombies in Firefight.

by sensfaninoh December 29, 2010

Zombie Post

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath

April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."

by txba397 May 25, 2018

Farmville Zombie

An extremely additcted farmville player who sends game requests but no longer is part of the facebook world. Usually will only speak of facebook sim-games and has an inability to make needed effort socially.

Friend 1: All I ever hear is farmville from him! What is it?
Friend 2: No! Don't try it. You'll end up so addicted that you'll be a farmville zombie!!
Friend 1: So thats why he never talks to us. :(

by Shadoe.Phoenix. March 3, 2011

Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be

Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*

by Lezo August 25, 2021

Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.

I'm gonna zombie hand to this song

by neaks norton November 25, 2009