jerk the weasel

jerking the weasel in a violent manner. Se also "choking the chicken" and "beating the meat"

Boy gosh! you Jerked my weasel.

by stay-to March 18, 2003

Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.

Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself

by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010

jit weasel

An insult. One who craves the "jit" which would be slang for semen. The use of weasel in this case as a metaphoric description for behavior. Like the base word "jit" this expression could be relative to the Philadelphia area's definition of "jit."

1. You jit weasel.
2. I hate that guy, he's such a jit weasel.

by BoredAtWork555 March 19, 2010

Cyber Weasel

An individual that wastes most of their time weaseling on social networking sites, they would choose texting/mailing over verbal communication.

You are a Cyber Weasel!

by Housty December 14, 2014

Cheese Weasel

A thot that only goes after uncircumcised males because he/she enjoys the dick cheese which resides beneath the foreskin

Thot #1: Ugh that hoe is a fucking cheese weasel
Thot #2: Yeah, she likes dick cheese. Eewww.

by Zuccyneedsuccy April 20, 2019

Butter Weasel

/\ lol. Butter Weasel is none of those things. It is a person who weasels his way out of bad situations, and eats lots of fatty food while doing so.

that fat fuck butter weasel'd himself outta that one

by MeatWagon October 6, 2013

smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011