When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 27, 2012
by jerky boy August 10, 2007
A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.
by Ruined Sheets September 02, 2010
The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
by i fuckar tu madre August 08, 2011
by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 13, 2025
A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast April 22, 2011