Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

space hitler

sheev palpatine, who arguably should have told anakin to spare those younglings so they could be inquisitors like palpatine wanted them to be

"hey you know sheev palpatine?"

"Yeah he's a real space Hitler."

by shinydaumbreon May 3, 2021

Function Space

When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.

Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"

by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008

loser space

That section of the space-time continuum occupied by people outside the IT department.

"I'm just going out into loser space. Someone's forgotten which Post-It note they wrote their password on."

by entrails May 25, 2008

Space hogging

Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.

I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!

by Deep_thought January 10, 2016

Crank Space

A part of your living quarters or comfortable spot where you like to masturbate.

Mike: "Over here is the kitchen, there's the bathroom, and on that bean bag in the corner is my crank space."

Mark: "Righteous!"

by mickenzie92 February 6, 2010

go to space

To become high from the consumption of marijuana

"Hey, want a beer?"
"Nah I think imma just go to space tonight"

by NineThree November 27, 2014