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Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.
Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher
by Bikki Kobayashi July 20, 2010
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Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,
Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.
by Amm2195 September 26, 2020
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I dun been to da pen, fill me?

A muhfucka dass been to prison and back. Usually said when you tryna front on folks.
''Ey, shut up. I dun been to da pen, fill me?''
by HarryPotterIsTheNewE40 December 5, 2020
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Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.
"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."
by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023
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men pen

I'm going to Jimmy's to watch the game in his men pen.
by sweetshakemilk May 11, 2025
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pen is

the pen in the is
you got a big pen is
by Jupiter jufro April 11, 2019
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Pen

Slang for a vaporizer, e-cigarette, or e-hookah.
Person 1: "Yo, you bring your pen today?"
Person 2: "Nah man."
Person 1: "Damn. I need a buzz."
by Rocketfizzle January 28, 2015
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