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fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022
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mommy make out day

Made-up holiday from Youtuber, Prank Invasion. The video has Chris, (Prank Invasion), kissing moms with their children present
What up invaders! Today I'm here in Venice Beach for Mommy Make Out Day!
Yo, its mommy make out day gonna kiss that mom now.
by MildlyAdequate May 24, 2017
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No longer avaible dring it ,and stuck it forever be a acting baby

o ga o ga oga
No More Mommy's Milk to dring
by Whoarereallycare August 30, 2023
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Big fat mommy milker

Big anime bahooga bahloos, BIG bahunka bahlunkio's
Hey have you seen you're moms big fat mommy milkers?
by Zithro junior February 9, 2021
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mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.
jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."
by nolifejim November 23, 2020
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