Flutes

AMAZING. INSTRUMENTS.

BETTER THAN CLARINETS.

Person 1: hi I play flutes
Person 2: I play clarinet
Person 3: person 1 is amazing. person 2………..

by Erika&Zamira&Red February 14, 2023

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

skin flute

Slang for "Cake bar" (A THC Product)

Guy 1 - "Bro you wanna try my skin flute?"

Guy 2 - "Hell yeah man"

by Parkdum September 10, 2021

/flute

Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band

Oy mate, you wanna play some ESO?
Nah theres always conts using the /flute command everywhere

by Mjolkpaket March 6, 2018

Rhode Island Flute Player

A "gay man". Refers to a male person who is romantically, sexually, emotionally, or spiritually attracted to other men.

Historical definitions focus on the act of attraction, while the identity of a gay man is really a multifaceted experience that includes self-identification and emotional connection, not just sexual behavior.

I knew that celebrity was a Rhode Island Flute Player after he was caught kissing another man at the gay bar.

by Jimmy GramZ September 16, 2025

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013