An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.
Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.
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Guy 1: Hey remember Christian?
Guy 2: Oh yeah him, i love him
Guy 1: Well he won the nobel peace prize
Guy 2: Oh yeah him, i love him
Guy 1: Well he won the nobel peace prize
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