The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
by scodder April 30, 2010
Get the Carlos the Jackermug. He is a tennis trash can who only entered varsity because his dad is the coach. He sucks wee wee. And he stupid AF.
by Ancdefgijklmnopqrstuvwxyz October 28, 2019
Get the Carlo Oropezamug. by eggish April 11, 2021
Get the san carlosmug. noun, adj: the name of a creepy looking candy bar from Mexico, what you call someone that does something in a stupid or a homosexual manner.
Peter: Hey guys, let's go watch My Little Pony.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.
by Stiffy Fedora November 12, 2012
Get the Carlos The Fifthmug. PERSON THAT SLEEPS ALL DAY AND THEYRE NOT LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON IN DA WORLD.
PERSON WHO DRINKS ALL DAY AND LOVES HIS BABA
PERSON WHO DRINKS ALL DAY AND LOVES HIS BABA
*Person*: Yo get some rest
*Carlos Kabiling*: WHY WOULD I SLEEP NOW? I'M NOT LIKE CARLOS I DONT SLEEP ALL DAY AND DRINK MY BABA
*Carlos Kabiling*: WHY WOULD I SLEEP NOW? I'M NOT LIKE CARLOS I DONT SLEEP ALL DAY AND DRINK MY BABA
by Dharrel November 5, 2020
Get the Carlos Kabilingmug. The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.
by Jahsehington November 13, 2019
Get the Carlo's Lawmug. Carlos and azoria are the most beautiful couple in the world they are meant for each other.
Carlos in azoria
Carlos in azoria
by Tay the best December 1, 2021
Get the Carlos in azoriamug.