Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

bathroom class

when kids new to middle school add class to everything

Person 1: Oh mah god i am getting late for locker class
Person 2: I'm getting late for BATHROOM CLASS

by PAPER MACHE December 11, 2019

Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.

Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.

by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021

bathroom bust

When a small child, usually about 3 years old or so, comes into your bathroom while you are in it unexpectedly.
This behaviour is usually seen in spoiled kids.

I was the victim of a bathroom bust.

by manoftheweirdwords September 7, 2024

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom

He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025

Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.

Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

by Damishi October 19, 2019

Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020