Zach Silva

Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:

- Must be called Zach Silva

- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin

If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.

Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now

Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards

by ZachSilvaFetish November 10, 2018

Zach LaVine

The most underrated NBA player right now. People keep finding a reason to hate on him (he only shoots 40% from 3, his shot selection is terrible, he can’t lead a team). The man has consistently improved every year he’s been in the league and will keep proving everybody wrong.

“Zach LaVine is a straight up baller and your cherry picked stats cannot tell me otherwise.”

by apemonkey4 March 26, 2022

Zach Bryan

One of the most talented and well-versed writers you will ever hear about. He sings country-folk songs with enough emotion to make any man shed a tear, also known as “sad cowboy music”. If you are new to Zach Bryan, don’t ruin it for all of his old fans. Elizabeth>DeAnn>QHD>American HB>Summertime Blues (I don’t make the rules). Screaming it to the masses.

Has Zach Bryan released Writers and Fighters yet?

by Give your Heart Keep your Head July 12, 2023

Rengokuuuuuu (Zach)

idk what he does but he is

he is so Rengokuuuuuu (Zach)

by Phoria June 7, 2021

Zach Wright

Zach Wright is very into CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)

Zach Wright and me went to that CBT party last night and shit was lit

by CoolCat2004 February 24, 2020

Zach Diego

This dude is the realest, he gets all the ladies, absolutely the coolest guy you’ll ever meet!

You see that dude, that’s Zach Diego! Absolute fucking pussy master

by RealBoisDontDie May 30, 2018

Zach Moment

Similar to a blonde moment, a moment when you're not the brightest or just flat out an idiot.

When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"

by NatureGirl June 5, 2011