Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
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tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position
"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."
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Two four

Slang for A 24 pack of beer, mostly used by Canadians
Eh bud I’m gonna grab a two four really quick, want Tim’s?
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Two spacer

Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.
Oh no, we just gave her the job and then realised she's a two spacer
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Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
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Twenty two

The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win
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Two-nother

When you're having more than one drink at the bar, and buying another round.
"Thank you, sir. May I have two-nother? "
by Slamton June 29, 2018
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