Caution-tape cutie

When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.

Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.

by Mojaz January 17, 2022

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Taping

when you tripping or being extra or feeling yourself

you taping fam

by bhgjgkuhgygki October 26, 2018

Tape On Headlights

The action of sucking skin making the blood just under the skin rise, also known as a hickey, performed on a woman’s breast.

Ben: Hey Mitch! I just put tape on headlights!
Sean: yeeeeaaaahhh boiii
Scott: well done sir!
Mitch: let’s fucking go bro

by Lil Sco May 31, 2022

Date Tape

When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.

Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera

by LadS July 3, 2018

yung tape

Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal. work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels. Man get off your phone, they copy my swag I just see bunch a’ clones, the whip and the money is cool but the real disconnect and you move up alone. I stay in my home, I stay in my home. The king of the tape. I don’t givе up my throne Who knew jman had this flow, shiny rockin' with the bros, yеah I know how this goes cause Ive done this before. Makin up, makin the heat, had to go sit on the beat and repeat, it’s time to eat, its time to sit down and feast, I keep it up top in the trees, don’t ever plead,
yeah get off your knees, won't give her my phone even though I won't cheat,
I'm working so hard every break is a treat, I keep to myself cause I keep it discreet.
I cook it one more time but I don’t take it with no seasoning, I’m running round this beat while they be trippin for no reason, I keep it real, I keep it cold, I make sure my ice freezing. I make sure my ice freezing. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels.

Random Dude: "Did you listen to yung tape?"
Other Random Dude: "Yeah, it's a great song."

by VenomStuff February 16, 2024

Duct Tape Deathmatch

A very high risk and high stakes street race. Both of the drivers have one hand duct-taped to the steering wheel, limiting the turning radius of the wheel. They have the other hand free to shift gears.

Duct Tape Deathmatch races most commonly take place on narrow winding mountain roads.

Using the handbrake to lock the rear wheels is a common technique to achieve a smaller turning radius.

Please do not do this yourself.

Alex is going to try to do a Duct Tape Deathmatch. If he's not careful he'll end up at the bottom of that cliff.

by NightFlash96 February 23, 2022