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balls on the table

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When a man or woman makes their sexual intentions unmistakably clear.
Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."

Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
by sinistlor December 8, 2009
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The Tandem

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The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm.

Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.
Mikey tried to pull off The Tandem, but couldn't, due to the fact that he is a little sniveling girl who can't do anything right and will forever be known for his dinky dong, which is, by far, too small to, in fact, masturbate.
by Alan, Jason, Travis July 2, 2008
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the taint

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(thē tānt) n. A las vegas valley neighborhood, found in the southwest part of the valley, nestled between summerlin and spring valley.
If you've traveled past spring Valley and have not seen a sign for summerlin yet, you are probably in 'the taint'.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.
by sean00g May 24, 2013
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The Taste Of Monkeys

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One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but still manages to maintain a positive outlook and sense of humor in the form of poorly drawn but brilliantly depicted ms paint comic strips entertaining a mass of drooling trisomic nerds that can't get laid.
I love The Taste of Monkeys. Does that make me gay?
by beanyNY July 6, 2007
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The tation

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Lanky bellend of inbred country origins who is partial to farmyard animals and the like.
Oh god, its the tation!!!
by willo2011 March 27, 2011
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turning off the tap

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Most commonly used in series "New Girl".
"Turning off the tap", basically means challenging the partner to a sex stand off.
"That's it. I'm turning off the tap."
"You won't last a week."
by theiabitch February 23, 2017
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the tarantula

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To open the hand and wiggle the fingers around during fisting.
She giggled with glee when he snuck her the tarantula.
by aquaman September 28, 2004
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