Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

Peter Wasko

A queer tall person that talks about gay stuff all the time

"Don't be a Peter Wasko"
"Peter Wasko is gay"

by 3/5th October 15, 2018

Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.

Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.

by Aaron Kunkel December 23, 2006

pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

by camnewtownmvp February 29, 2012

peter smith

the sexist man that mankind has made he is the best human and never rages on any game everyone worships this man

peter smith is the sexist man lmao

by gfswfjdsofd May 21, 2020

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

Peter Roquefort

A salty character from the famous saga of books, called Skørdåt, and a weaty friend of mine, his popularity becomes by creating natural disasters like cummy rain, cocky metheorite or pussying tsunami. His name is used when you want to make reference to a friend that you admire.

Do you know Xavier? He's so Peter Roquefort

by Xupin April 02, 2022