evan figueroa

King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.

Did you see Evan Figueroa just now?! That guy has some major godshit!!

by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020

evan pearce

The Electronic Musician in Ghost Town! One of the coolest, most down to earth guys. He has serious talent and never fails to impress!

Wow! Evan Pearce is so dope! You gotta check him out with Ghost Town

by ForeverAGhost November 3, 2013

Noah Evans

Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!

"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom

by MAx Hudson123456 January 14, 2022

Evan aguilar

A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)

Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school

by Supercock man October 27, 2020

Evan Boss

Name of a white person, very small microscopic cock, that makes shitty memes for fun but no one likes they laugh because they're scared that hell shoot up the school if they don't and also has a very small cock

Damn that guy looks like hell shoot up the school and make shitty memes

must be an Evan Boss

by DarkWolf741 January 19, 2018

evan mcnutt

Actually a piece of shit, is so rude and can't get hints for shit. Also sends major mixed signals to anyone close to him. While Evan may attract lots of girls, he is unaware and will not notice untill told to his face

Oh, he must be that Evan Mcnutt kid, see all those girls following him?

by Jjjjjjjjjjki November 15, 2019

Evan Sutton

your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.

sup billy no mates that guy drowning in the river looks like an Evan Sutton

by Anita bee j October 21, 2021