by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023
Get the crow slow mug.An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.
by NYisGucci September 4, 2023
Get the Crowe mug.The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.
It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.
Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.
It says;
"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.
Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.
Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.
Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.
Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.
It says;
"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.
Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.
Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.
Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*
Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
by BeheadedLizard September 15, 2023
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jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach
jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach
by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023
Get the Crow-nis mug.Crow is the sweetest boy in a group, he's mostly calm but tends to get chaotic when he feels safe, he likes dogs and is very handsome. Also incredibly gay.
by -seren XD September 19, 2023
Get the Crow mug.Is when a female curls up, knees by her ears, ass hole pointed up in the air, and a male facing away from female, pushes his penis pointed down penetrating her vagina
by Samantha kink March 31, 2020
Get the backwards crow hop mug.A statement similar to being a snitch snitch. The person that is being called a crow has reached the lowest level of respect one can reach.
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