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crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"
by channel_panel November 24, 2018
mugGet the crumble this cookiemug.

Stink Cookie

Another name for someone's anus. Usually used when referring to the act of analingus.
Hey babe, can I munch on your stink cookie tonight. I gotta get the taste of your mothers cooking out of my mouth.
by Stink Monster April 14, 2017
mugGet the Stink Cookiemug.

Star cookie

That chick has a nice star cookie!
by Aoc1 August 2, 2020
mugGet the Star cookiemug.

Cookie dumpling

A person who is small but eats a lot but is still super skinny
She’s eating 10 slices of pizza how is she so skinny?
Because she’s a cookie dumpling
by Chase love Juin October 18, 2019
mugGet the Cookie dumplingmug.

Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".
- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."
by Hatr369 December 12, 2022
mugGet the Cancer Cookiemug.

electric cookie

A marijuana cookie that gets you jumpy instead of calming you down. Sometimes adding enough sugar and chocolate can add a little kick to your high.
At the party last night, we got our dance on thanks to those electric cookies your friend brought.
by peachpie88 August 18, 2011
mugGet the electric cookiemug.

finger cookie

A finger cookie is after you finger your woman and give someone a cookie 🤪two sweet things at once
I just gave that guy a finger cookie, he said it tasted delicious, I mean I would like it to if it had delicious pussy and a cookie
by Bobby Dillis May 14, 2018
mugGet the finger cookiemug.

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