Bryan Garner

The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.

Man 1: who is this idiot?
Man 2: oh, thats Bryan Garner. He is a lier and his whole life is a hoax.

by Bryansss December 21, 2016

The bryan

Nodding out while sitting in an upright position, commonly induced by excessive consumption of heroin.

He's doing the bryan druling all over himself.

by thizznasty November 17, 2014

taylor bryan

So so sweet, knows how to turn a woman on, but like a chameleon will change colors very quickly. He will teach you how to hate your body and yourself! Be careful! Don’t ever piss one off— he will make your life hell! Ever hear of the game telephone? He’ll take every situation and somehow make it all come out wrong in the end. Total social butterfly, very good conversation skills, definitely knows how to talk and spread rumors. Don’t ever mix yourself up with Taylor Bryan, you’ll regret it.

Friend: hey do you know Taylor Bryan?

Me: yes! Stay away, he’s bad news.

by Suuccmahballs April 30, 2021

Bryan

for some it can mean a nice person but usually a explicitly autistic man who just likes to fap like no shit

Jake: man that guy is such a weirdo
Colin: he's a Bryan of course he's weird
Jake: oh dear he's coming this way RUN Colin RUNNNNNN

by budgetsheep February 15, 2019

Bryan

The guys who’s always acts like he’s high(he’s not) and will either ruin your day or make your day

Bryan is drawing shit on my paper again!

by Bryansfriend? March 2, 2022

Bryan

Bryan is a dude who's always wrong. But he thinks he's always right.

You're so wrong you're like a Bryan.

by The realestest slim shady February 17, 2023

Bryan

Bryan is a fxcking pimp, he get hos, probably got yo hos, he jus that nigga man, he rap better than yo favorite rapper he look, walk, talk, smell, and dress better than you. Bryan colder than yo favorite basketball player, he so pressure.

You: I wish I was like Bryan
Bryan: You will neva be like me you dirty, you ugly, you dont get no hos, instead of wishing to be like me, go wish some hos on ya dick
You: I was ju-
Bryan: stfu

by urnothtguy January 21, 2022