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Blind Slime

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind
by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021
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budda blind

Temporary "blindness" due to being extremely stoned. The "Blindness" is only cured by looking elsewhere then returning to find said object where you first looked, in plain sight.
I'm so budda blind that I looked all day and it was right here.
by satanburns March 13, 2015
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Mineism Blindness

Mineism blindness is a state or condition of being psychologically and/or emotionally unaware and unable to recognize and admit the faults, failings, deficits and dysfunctions of humans, animals, possessions, idiosyncrasies and traits simply because they are "mine".
That lady suffers from mineism blindness - her 3 yr. old boy stabbed the dog 4 times and all she said was "I guess we need to talk to him."

Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!
by Dr. Philologist July 24, 2010
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Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 6, 2015
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blind cosplay

explanation:
when you only feel like you are a character, even if you don't look like them.
ex. harry potter - you make a wand out of clay and put on a bathrobe and some glasses. it doesn't matter that the wand isn't the same color as harry's, or that you fake robe is a bathrobe. as long as it FEELS like you are the character, you can be the character

instructions:
- get your clothes prepared. they should be relevantly similar to the style of the character's clothes, but the color and pattern does not have to be the same (ex. if your character's clothes are gray, yours can be any color)
- gather your items. if the character has any additional items to their outfit, find some. maybe they have a book. again, it does not have to be the same book, as long as it feels the same
-go blind. turn of the lights or close your eyes. you won't be able to see your mismatched outfit. but, it feels like the characters outfit!

this is a great way to exercise your imagination and roleplay alone.

again with the harry potter example, you can pretend you are harry and talk to ron and hermione. all you need is some good imagination
yesterday, i blind cosplayed as a vampire!

i am going to blind cosplay as someone today. i dont even need to buy any costumes!
by linepte July 29, 2022
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car blind

Being unable to see the true cost of cars to society and the environment.
My alder is so car blind he can't see how much space we give up for cars in this city.
by javasgifted February 4, 2022
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change blindness

Change blindness is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a change in a visual stimulus goes unnoticed by the observer. The reasons these changes usually remain unnoticed by the observer include obstructions in the visual field, eye movements, a change of location, or a lack of attention. The brain regions that have been observed as active during change blindness are the prefrontal lobe, the fusiform face area, the pulvinar, the cerebellum, the inferior temporal gyrus, the parietal lobe, and the frontal lobe.
For example, an individual fails to notice a difference between two images that are identical except for one difference. That is change Blindness.
by NextNapoleon September 17, 2013
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