Math homework

Causes nothing but sadness and madness after school. Itt's hard and time consuming. Honestly, a complete waste of time.

Wow, MATH HOMEWORK today made me wanna rip my hair out.

by Mr.heyy October 17, 2019

Math and Meth

One is a life ruiner and the other one is meth.

Math and Meth sound the same.

by WeirdKid_21 February 25, 2015

math homework

code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward

"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework

by .Nishi September 24, 2011

Fucking Math

Math for every day use.

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors

by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010

Math Party

A gathering of extremely intelligent individuals to develop new theorems. these parties have been influential throughout history and are said to have inspired Euler, Euclid, and many other famous mathematicians.

Evan: Did you ask Dr. J. for a new equation for our math party tonight?
Andy: yea man we're going to be working on this one all night
Evan: That Dr. J. sure is one crazy motherfucker
Andy: Fershizzle

by Conner Lounsbury March 16, 2009

Math Teacher

A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.

Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3

by baddestbytch February 26, 2020

Maths Teachers

A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.

Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!

by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019