Math homework

Causes nothing but sadness and madness after school. Itt's hard and time consuming. Honestly, a complete waste of time.
Wow, MATH HOMEWORK today made me wanna rip my hair out.
by Mr.heyy October 17, 2019
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Math and Meth

One is a life ruiner and the other one is meth.
Math and Meth sound the same.
by WeirdKid_21 February 26, 2015
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math homework

code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward
"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework
by .Nishi May 17, 2011
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Fucking Math

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors
by EntropicSoul August 11, 2010
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Math Party

A gathering of extremely intelligent individuals to develop new theorems. these parties have been influential throughout history and are said to have inspired Euler, Euclid, and many other famous mathematicians.
Evan: Did you ask Dr. J. for a new equation for our math party tonight?
Andy: yea man we're going to be working on this one all night
Evan: That Dr. J. sure is one crazy motherfucker
Andy: Fershizzle
by Conner Lounsbury November 03, 2008
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Maths Teachers

A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.
Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019
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Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.

"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.

by Mathus November 11, 2008
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